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Kiss kisi ki mahphil me,
Kiss kisi ne kiss kisi ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum hai jisne her kiss ko miss kiya,
Aur ek aap hai jisne har miss ko kiss kiya.

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Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye, Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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Nayi nayi shadi thi,Naya tha zamana.
Dulha bechain tha,
sunne ko gana.
Dulhan ne shuru kiya...
BHAIYA MERE RAKHI KE BANDHAN KO NIBHANA.

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agar tum ho haseen ,toh bure hum bhi nahi,
agar tum rehte ho mahalon mein,
toh sadak par hum bhi nahi,
pyar karke kehte ho.....hoon mein shadi shuda,
to kaan khol kar soon lo ...
kunware to hum bhi nahi.....

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jawab to mil jate hai,
kabhi difficult sawaal toh bhejo,
forward toh bahut karte ho,
kabhi khud ka khayal toh bhejo.....

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aansoo baha baha kar dariya bana diya,
khud apni maut ka asaan jariya bana diya,
maangkar mumtaz ne taz~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (www.clickdunia.in) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~e~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (www.clickdunia.in) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~mahal,
shahjahan ko raja se kadiya bana diya.......

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har khushi teri taraf mor doon tere liye chand tare tak tor doon khusion k
darwaze tere liye khol doon itna kafi hai ya 2 4 jhoot aur bol doon

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ROZ LOGON SE AAPKE PANGE HONGE
ROZ AAPKE GHAR MEIN DANGE HONGE
YAAD RAKHNA MUJHE SMS NAHI KIYA
TO AAPKE 420 BACCHE HONGE
AUR SAB LUCCHE, LAFANGE AUR GANJE HONGE

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
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achhe kapde pehente ho
aur pure style rakhte ho
dil me gussa aur face pe
smile rakhte ho
Naak pochhna aata nahi
aur haath me mobail rakhte ho

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Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Luv You Oye Bubbly!!

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Husna to har ladki ki ada hai
Husna to har ladki ki ada hai
Husna to har ladki ki ada hai
Husna to har ladki ki ada hai
wa wa………..

Jo isse muhobat smge vo subse bra “GDDHA” HAI

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A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.

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