Sardar Sms

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Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.

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Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??

Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

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Sardar to Shopkeeper:-
Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya.

Sardar: – Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

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2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop
1st: “jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi”
2nd: “Tu kia?
1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!

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Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha.
Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi :-s

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1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha raha tha ….
kisi na pocha k tum kis k sath roti kha rahay ho..
sardar answered i am a mathematician
main na daal suppose ki hue ha…:)

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Sardar 1: o yar!
Me kal film dekhne theater gaya!
Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy
sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha?
Sardar1:
“Operation Theatre”

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Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga…


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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

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Sardar G Dukandar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nahe,
6up,
1 Down Hay :p

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Sardar:O tere result da ki banya?
Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class
wich 1 sal hor laggay ga?

Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par
fail na hovin mera puttar.

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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega

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Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d middle of
a huge field of grass
& notices,
He is just standing dere,
doing nothing,
looking @ nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
what r U doing ?
Sardar-G: I’m trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their field

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Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
.
.
.
.
kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,
tu to ghar ja.

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A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

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Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date
k liye oil mein naha k jata hai
GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay?
Sardar: meine suna tha k
har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->

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