Industrial Training Institutes (ITI) Result


Craftsman Training Scheme was introduced by Govt. of India in 1950 to ensure a steady flow of skilled workers in different trades for industry, to raise quantitatively and qualitatively the industrial production by systematic training, to reduce unemployment among the educated youth by providing them employable training, to cultivate and nurture a technical and industrial attitude in the minds of the younger generation. The Scheme, the most important in the field of Vocational Training, has been shaping craftsmen to meet the existing as well as future manpower needs, through the vast network of ITIs in the various states.         
Skilled workers are an essential input for industrialization, modernization, promotion of trades and business. The main objective of the department is to promote technical/Vocational education in the state and to reduce unemployment among the educated youth by providing them technical training for employment /self employment.
In the field of Industrial Training, the state of Haryana has progressed from only 48 Industrial Training Institutes with a seating capacity of 7156 in 1966 to 119 Industrial Training Institutes with around 34296 seats in 2011. Obviously, the journey has been slow and modest. The number of seats in Polytechnics and Engineering colleges has increased manifold but the training for the actual floor workers in industry has not received the attention, it deserves.
For Industrial Training, the discipline and its curriculum is decided by NCVT after considerable deliberation and research. Normally, it is in consonance with the industry scenario, needs and employability but its continuous revision  is required at  NCVT level.


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Final Trade Test (FTT) July 2011_NCVT Trades 

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MDU Entrance Test Result of Pre Ph.D. in Biotechnology

Maharshi Dayanand University
Rohtak, Haryana
Website: http://www.mdurohtak.ac.in/


Entrance Test Result of Pre Ph.D.

Maharshi Dayanand University, Rohtak announced Entrance Test Result of Pre Ph.D. (Bio Technology, Bio Chemistry, Botany, Genetics and Zoology) courses /URS in Biotechnology.

Following Marks are obtained by candidates who applied in Entrance Test.

HBSE Date Sheet for Secondary, Sr. Secondary & D.Ed. Exam Sept/Oct, 2011

Board Of School Education Haryana, Bhiwani
Hansi Road, Bhiwani – 127021

Website: www.hbse.nic.in

Board Of School Education Haryana, Bhiwani has issued the Date Sheet for Secondary (Regular, Reappear), Sr. Secondary (Regular and Reappear), Open School Secondary (Reappear), Sr. Secondary (Reappear), D.Ed (Regular) 2nd Semester, D.Ed (Regular) Reappear, D.Ed. Part-2 (Fail/Compartment) Old and D.Ed Part-1 (Fail/Compartment) Old examination to be held in September/Ocotber, 2011. Details are given below:

1. Secondary (Regular) 1st Semester
Time of Examination 11 AM to 1.30 PM
English 30th September
Hindi 03rd October
Social Science 05th October
Science & Technology 08th October
Mathematics 12th October
Sanskrit/Urdu/Punjabi/Drawing/Agriculture/
Computer Science/Home Science/
Indian Music (All Options)/ Physical and Health Education
/Animal Husbandry/Dance (All Options)
14th October
2. Secondary (Regular) Reappear
Time of Examination 11 AM to 1.30 PM
English 01st October
Hindi 04rd October
Social Science 07th October
Science & Technology 10th October
Mathematics 13th October
Sanskrit/Urdu/Punjabi/Drawing/Agriculture/
Computer Science/Home Science/Indian Music
(All Options)/ Physical and Health Education/
Animal Husbandry/Dance (All Options)
15th October
3. Sr. Secondary (Regular) 1st Semester
Time of Examination 2.30 PM to 5 PM
Hindi (Core)/English Special 30th September
Home Science/ Entrepreneur Ship 1st October
English (Core) 3rd October
Military Science/Dance/Agriculture 4th October
Political Science/Accountancy 05th October
Physics/Economics 7th October
Sociology 8th October
Public Administration 10th October
Mathematic 12th October
Geography 13th October
Hindi (Elective)/English (Elective)/Punjabi/Sanskrit/Urdu 14th October
History/Chemistry 15th October
Indian Music/Computer Science 17th October
Physical Education/Biology/Business Study 18th October
Office Sec. & Stenography in English/
Hindi, Marketing & Salesmanship/
Computer Technic/ Accountancy & Auditing
19th Ocotber
Fine Arts/Biotechnology 20th October
Psychology/Philosophy 21st October
4. Sr. Secondary (Regular) Reappear
Time of Examination 11 AM to 1.30 PM
Hindi (Core)/English Special 30th September
Home Science/ Entrepreneur Ship 1st October
English (Core) 3rd October
Military Science/Dance/Agriculture 4th October
Political Science/Accountancy 05th October
Physics/Economics 7th October
Sociology 8th October
Public Administration 10th October
Mathematic 12th October
Geography 13th October
Hindi (Elective)/English (Elective)/Punjabi/Sanskrit/Urdu 14th October
History/Chemistry 15th October
Indian Music/Computer Science 17th October
Physical Education/Biology/Business Study 18th October
Office Sec. & Stenography in English/
Hindi, Marketing & Salesmanship/
Computer Technic/ Accountancy & Auditing
19th Ocotber
Fine Arts/Biotechnology 20th October
Psychology/Philosophy 21st October
5. Open School Secondary (Reappear)
Time of Examination 10 AM to 01 PM
Hindi 22nd Ocotber
English 24th October
Mathematics 25th October
Science & Technology 28th October
Social Science 29th October
Sanskrit/Urdu/Punjabi/Home Science 31st October
6. Open School Sr. Secondary (Reappear)
Time of Examination 2 PM to 5 PM
English Core 22th October
Home Science 24th October
Hindi Core/Special English 25th October
Political Science/Accountancy/Biology 28th Ocotber
Public Administration 29th Ocotber
Sociology 31st October
Mathmatics 02nd November
Geogrophy/Entrepreneur Ship 03rd November
Physics/Economics 04th November
Business Studies 05th November
Computer Science 08th November
History/Chemistry 09th November
Hindi (Elective)/English (Elective)/Punjabi/Sanskrit/Urdu 11th November
Psychology 12th November
Philosophy 14th November
7. D.Ed. (Regular) 2nd Semester
Time of Examination 10 AM to 01 PM
Paper 1 - Education in Emerging India 22nd October
Paper 2 - Education Psychology 24th October
Paper 3 - Teacher Function & Primary Stage 28th October
Paper 4 - Contant-cum-Methology in Language (Hindi) 29th October
Paper 5 - Contant-cum-Methology in Language (English) 31th October
Paper 6 - Contant-cum-Methology in Mathematics 2nd November
Paper 7 - Contant-cum-Methology in EVS-1 4th November
Paper 8 - Contant-cum-Methology in EVS-2 (General Science) 5th November
Paper 9 - Health & Physical Education 08th November
Paper 10 - Teaching of Art Education and Creative Work 09th November
8. D.Ed. (Regular) Reappear
Time of Examination 10 AM to 01 PM
Paper 1 - Education in Emerging India 22nd October
Paper 2 - Education Psychology 24th October
Paper 3 - Teacher Function & Primary Stage 28th October
Paper 4 - Contant-cum-Methology in Language (Hindi) 29th October
Paper 5 - Contant-cum-Methology in Language (English) 31th October
Paper 6 - Contant-cum-Methology in Mathematics 2nd November
Paper 7 - Contant-cum-Methology in EVS-1 4th November
Paper 8 - Contant-cum-Methology in EVS-2 (General Science) 5th November
Paper 9 - Health & Physical Education 08th November
Paper 10 - Teaching of Art Education and Creative Work 09th November
9. D.Ed. Part-2 (Fail/Compartment) Old
Time of Examination 10 AM to 01 PM
Paper 1 - Education in Emerging India 22nd October
Paper 2 - Education Psychology 24th October
Paper 3 - Teacher Function & Primary Stage 28th October
Paper 4 - Contant-cum-Methology in Language (Hindi) 29th October
Paper 5 - Contant-cum-Methology in Language (English) 31th October
Paper 6 - Teaching of Mathematics 2nd November
Paper 7 - Teaching of EVS-1 4th November
Paper 8 - Teaching of EVS-2 (General Science) 5th November
Paper 9 - Teaching of Health & Physical Education 08th November
Paper 10 - Teaching of Teaching of Art Education and Experiences 09th November
10. D.Ed. Part-1 (Fail/Compartment) Old
Time of Examination 02 PM to 05 PM
Paper 1 - Education in Emerging India 22nd October
Paper 2 - Education Psychology 24th October
Paper 3 - Teacher Function & Primary Stage 28th October
Paper 4 - Contant-cum-Methology in Language (Hindi) 29th October
Paper 5 - Contant-cum-Methology in Language (English) 31th October
Paper 6 - Teaching of Mathematics 2nd November
Paper 7 - Teaching of EVS-1 4th November
Paper 8 - Teaching of EVS-2 (General Science) 5th November
Paper 9 - Teaching of Health & Physical Education 08th November
Paper 10 - Teaching of Teaching of Art Education and Experiences 09th November

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NIOS Date Sheet for Secondary and Sr. Secondary Exam October 2011

National Institute of Open Schooling

A-24/25, Institutional Area,Sector - 62, NOIDA

Distt. Gautam Budh Nagar, Uttar Pradesh - 201 309



NIOS has issued the date sheet for October, 2011 examinations. www.nios.ac.in released date sheet for Secondary, Sr. Secondary and Vocational exams October, 2011 for Indian and overseas candidates.



National School of Open Schooling (NIOS) class X and class XII exams of October-November 2011 have been scheduled from 12th October to 15th November for Indian students. Practical examinations have been scheduled from 20th October to 16th November for Indian students.



NIOS Secondary and Sr. Secondary October 2011 exams for overseas students have been scheduled from 12th October to 31st October. Practical examinations have been scheduled from 20th October to 4th November for overseas students.



NIOS date sheet 2011 is declared for vocational education examinations also. The exam has been scheduled from 4th November to 16th November, 2011.



Those students who are looking for above said date sheet can download from following given links.



JKBOSE Date Sheet for D.E.Ed Exam Session October, 2011

The J&K State Board of School Education (JKBOSE)

New Campus, Bemina, Srinagar

Website: http://jkbose.co.in/



The J&K State Board of School Education (JKBOSE) has issued the date sheet for Diploma in Elementary Education (D.E.Ed) Examination Regular/Private Session October, 2011 Annual of Jammu and Kashmir Provinces including Leh & Kargil Districts. Date sheet are give below:

Date Sheet for Diploma in Elementary Education (D.E.Ed) Examination:



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KUK LL.M. I Year and LL.M. II Year Result Declared

Kurukshetra University

Kurukshetra - 136 119,
Haryana

Website: http://www.kuk.ac.in/



Today i.e. on September 07, 2011 (Wednesday) Kurukshetra University, Haryana, has announced the results of following Courses/Diploma examination. The examination was held in the month of May 2011. For any further queries about the results one can visit the Universities official website: http://result.kuk.ac.in

  • LL.M. I Year
  • LL.M. II Year
About KUK: Kurukshetra University was established in 1956 as a unitary residential University. It is located on the western bank of Brahm Sarovar in the holy city of Kurukshetra, the land of the historical Mahabharata. The university is a member of The Association of Indian Universities (AIU). The University apart from being recognized by University Grants Commission (UGC), it has also been graded with 'A' grade by the National Assessment and Accreditation Council (NAAC). It offers variety of courses at different degree level via its numerous affiliated colleges / institutes.


KUK Result Website: http://result.kuk.ac.in

Upresults

Results to be announced
U. P. Board High School (Class X) Improvement/Compartment - 2011 Results
announced on 18th August 2011

The Results published on net are for immediate information to the examinees. Although every effort is made to maintain the accuracy of the results, error may creep in inadvertently due to extraneous reasons beyond the control of either NIC or the concerned Institution/board/university. Students are advised to verify their marks with the official hard copy issued from the respective Institution/board/university.

MAHARSHI DAYANAND UNIVERSITY Applications are invited for Junior Data Entry Operator


MAHARSHI DAYANAND UNIVERSITY ROHTAK

Advertisement No. 01/2011
Applications are invited on the prescribed form (except for the post of Clerk-cum-
Junior Data Entry Operator for which candidates are required to apply online) obtainable
from the University Publication Cell on cash payment of Rs. 100/- at sale counter (Rs.
25/- for SC/BC of Haryana State only) and Rs. 130/- by Regd. Post (Rs. 55/- for SC/BC)
by sending demand draft in favour of Finance Officer, M.D.U, Rohtak for the following
posts. For the posts of Clerk-cum-Junior Data Entry Operator, applications are required
to be filled/sent online on the prescribed format.
Budgeted posts

Sr.
No.

Name of post

No. of post

Pay scale

1.

Senior Accounts Officer

1 (UR)

9300-34800+5400 G.P.

2.

Campus School:

i)
Trained Graduate
Teacher (Work
Experience and Fine Arts)
ii) Assistant Teacher

1 (UR)
2(UR)
(one in English, and one in
Mathematics and Science)

9300-34800+4600 G.P.
9300-34800+4200 G.P.

3.

Clerk-cum-Jr. Data Entry
Operator (to apply online
in the prescribed format
available on website
Online Application
Submission

50 (Gen-11, SC-9, BC-A-3,
BC-B-4), ESM-20 (Gen-10,
SC-3, BC-A-3, BC-B-4),
Sportsman-2(SC-1, BCA-1),
PH-1

5200-20200+1900+
40 SP

4.

Steno-typist (English)

13 (SC-2, PH-1, ESM-10
(Gen-5, SC-1, BCA-2, BCB-2)

5200-20200+1900+
100 SP

5.

Lab Attendant

13 (Physics Dept.-4 (UR);
Chem. Dept.-5 (UR-3, SC-1,
BC-A-1); Centre forBio
Tech.-2 (UR), Psychology
Dept.-2 (UR))

5200-20200+1900 G.P.

6.

Deptt. of Music:

Tabla Player

2 (UR)

5200-20200+1800 G.P.

Under Self-Financing Scheme

7.

Cashier (UIET)

1 (UR)
“T
emporary but likely to
conti
nue”

5200-20200+1900 G.P.

Age limit: 18 to 50 years on the date of receipt of application, relaxable on congent
grounds in special cases by the competent authority.
Only those possessing prescribed qualifications as given in the enclosed annexure, may
apply along with attested copies of testimonials of each examination/class of the
required/concerned course (s) (from Matric onwards) and demand draft of Rs. 500/-
(Rs. 125/- for SC/BC) at Sr. No. 1 & 2 and Rs. 300 /- (Rs. 75/- for SC/BC) at Sr. No. 3 to
7 (Rs. 100/- extra for the form downloaded from the website, if any), in favour of Finance
Officer, M.D. University, Rohtak to the undersigned latest by 30.9.2011. Qualifications
and Merit/Selection Criteria have been given at Annexure

I.

Teaching posts for the Campus School as mentioned at Sr. No. 2 will be filled up only
and only when Nursery Classes have taken off on sustainable basis and/or there is
otherwise full justification based on teaching workload as a det

Hemwati Nandan Bahuguna Garhwal University Recruitment Notification 2011


Hemwati Nandan Bahuguna Garhwal University (HNBGU), Srinagar


(A Central

University)
Srinagar (Garhwal), Uttarakhand – 246174
Applications are invited on prescribed format for the following faculty

positions in various disciplines
of the university :
1.
Assistant Professor
: 118 posts, Pay

Scale :
Rs.
15600-39100 AGP
Rs.
6000/-
2.
Associate Professor
: 14 posts, Pay Scale :
Rs.
37400-67000 AGP
Rs.
9000/-
3.
Professor
: 35 posts, Pay Scale :
Rs.
37400-67000 AGP
Rs.
10000/-
4.
Librarian
: 01 post, Pay Scale :
Rs.
37400-67000 AGP
Rs.
10000/-
5.
Director
of Physical Education : 01 post, Pay Scale :
Rs.
37400-67000 AGP
Rs.
10000/-
6.
Finance Officer
: 01 post, Pay Scale :
Rs.
37400-67000 GP
Rs.
10000/-
7.
Deputy Registrar
: 03 posts, Pay Scale :
Rs.
15600-39100 Grade pay
Rs.
5400/-
8.
Deputy Finance Officer
: 01 post, Pay Scale :
Rs.
15600-39100 Grade pay
Rs.
5400/-
9.
Internal Audit Officer
: 01 post, Pay Scale :
Rs.
15600-39100 Grade pay
Rs.
5400/-
10.
Assistant Registrar

: 05 posts, Pay Scale :
Rs.
15600-39100 Grade pay
Rs.
5400/-
11.
Medical Officer
: 02 posts, Pay Scale :
Rs.
15600-39100 Grade pay
Rs.
5400/-
12.
Public Relation Officer
: 01 post, Pay Scale :
Rs.
15600-39100 Grade pay
Rs.
5400/-
13.
Hindi Officer
: 01 post, Pay Scale :
Rs.
15600-39100 Grade pay
Rs.
5400/-
14.
Estate Officer (Civil)
: 01 post, Pay Scale :
Rs.
9300-34800
15.
Assistant Engineer (Civil)
: 01 post, Pay Scale :
Rs.
9300-34800
16.
Section Officer (A/c)
: 01 post, Pay Scale :
Rs.
9300-34800
17.
Horticulrist for Campus Development
: 01 post, Pay Scale :
Rs.
9300-34800
18.
Security Officer


: 01 post, Pay Scale :
Rs.
9300-34800
19.
Sports Coach
: 01 post, Pay Scale :
Rs.
9300-34800
20.
Hindi Translator
: 01 post, Pay Scale :
Rs.
9300-34800
21.
Security Inspector
: 01 post, Pay Scale :
Rs.
5200-20200
22.
Assistant Manager Guest House
: 01 post, Pay Scale :
Rs.
5200-20200
23.
Laboratory Assistant
: 04 posts, Pay Scale :
Rs.
5200-20200
24.
Technical Assistant
: 04 posts, Pay Scale :
Rs.
5200-20200
25.
UDC
: 01 post, Pay Scale :
Rs.
5200-20200
26.
Hindi Typist
: 01 post, Pay Scale :
Rs.
5200-20200
Please visit
http://www.hnbgu.ac.in
for application

form alongwith detailed information relating to

qualifications, experience, etc.
Last date of submit of filled-in

application

form to Registrar;s Office is
10/10/2011
.

Rajasthan Public Service Commission Recruitment Noification For Acountant


Rajasthan Public Service Commission (RPSC), Ajmer
, (Rajasthan) [Advt. No. R5/Acc Jr_Acc./2011-12]
invites Online applications for Recruitment 2011 of Accountant, Jr. Accountant Jobs post: Online
application are invited for the Direct Recruitment Examiantion 2011 for the posts of Accountant & Junior
Accountant in Treasury & Accounts Department, Rajasthan Government by RPSC :
1. Accountants
Total Post:
395 (Reservation as per norms)
Age: 21-35 Year (Relaxation as per norms)
Pay Scale: Rs. 9300-34800 + GP=3600
2. Junior Accountant
Total Post:
925
Pay Scale: Rs. 9300-34800 + GP=3200
Application Fee:
Rs. 250/- (Rs. 150/- for OBC of non-creamy layer, Rs. 50/- for SC/ST) through cash
deposit on E-Mitra Kiosk or Jan Suvidha Kendra (C.S.C).
How to Apply :
Apply Online through RPSC website
http://rpsconline.rajasthan.gov.in
on or before
05/10/2011.
Important dates:

Exam date(Tentative) : Nov-December 2011
Last date to apply: 5th October 2011

CCS HAU VLDD Entrance Test Result 2011 Announced

CCS Haryana Agricultural University

Hisar - 125 004, INDIA

Chaudhary Charan Singh Haryana Agricultural University VLDD Entrance Test Result 2011 Has Been Announced On September 7th 2011.Candidates who have attended the examination can check there results by entering their hall ticket no.For more information about Chaudhary Charan Singh Haryana Agricultural University 2011 Exam Results visit www.hau.ernet.in.

CCS HAU VLDD Entrance Test 2011 Examination Results Are Available check Your Results From The Below Link.

HBSE Date Sheet for Secondary, Sr. Secondary & D.Ed. Exam Sept/Oct, 2011



Board Of School Education Haryana, Bhiwani
Hansi Road, Bhiwani – 127021
Website: www.hbse.nic.in

Board Of School Education Haryana, Bhiwani has issued the Date Sheet for Secondary (Regular, Reappear), Sr. Secondary (Regular and Reappear), Open School Secondary (Reappear), Sr. Secondary (Reappear), D.Ed (Regular) 2nd Semester, D.Ed (Regular) Reappear, D.Ed. Part-2 (Fail/Compartment) Old and D.Ed Part-1 (Fail/Compartment) Old examination to be held in September/Ocotber, 2011. Details are given below:
1. Secondary (Regular) 1st Semester
Time of Examination 11 AM to 1.30 PM
English 30th September
Hindi 03rd October
Social Science 05th October
Science & Technology 08th October
Mathematics 12th October
Sanskrit/Urdu/Punjabi/Drawing/Agriculture/
Computer Science/Home Science/
Indian Music (All Options)/ Physical and Health Education
/Animal Husbandry/Dance (All Options)
14th October
2. Secondary (Regular) Reappear
Time of Examination 11 AM to 1.30 PM
English 01st October
Hindi 04rd October
Social Science 07th October
Science & Technology 10th October
Mathematics 13th October
Sanskrit/Urdu/Punjabi/Drawing/Agriculture/
Computer Science/Home Science/Indian Music
(All Options)/ Physical and Health Education/
Animal Husbandry/Dance (All Options)
15th October
3. Sr. Secondary (Regular) 1st Semester
Time of Examination 2.30 PM to 5 PM
Hindi (Core)/English Special 30th September
Home Science/ Entrepreneur Ship 1st October
English (Core) 3rd October
Military Science/Dance/Agriculture 4th October
Political Science/Accountancy 05th October
Physics/Economics 7th October
Sociology 8th October
Public Administration 10th October
Mathematic 12th October
Geography 13th October
Hindi (Elective)/English (Elective)/Punjabi/Sanskrit/Urdu 14th October
History/Chemistry 15th October
Indian Music/Computer Science 17th October
Physical Education/Biology/Business Study 18th October
Office Sec. & Stenography in English/
Hindi, Marketing & Salesmanship/
Computer Technic/ Accountancy & Auditing
19th Ocotber
Fine Arts/Biotechnology 20th October
Psychology/Philosophy 21st October
4. Sr. Secondary (Regular) Reappear
Time of Examination 11 AM to 1.30 PM
Hindi (Core)/English Special 30th September
Home Science/ Entrepreneur Ship 1st October
English (Core) 3rd October
Military Science/Dance/Agriculture 4th October
Political Science/Accountancy 05th October
Physics/Economics 7th October
Sociology 8th October
Public Administration 10th October
Mathematic 12th October
Geography 13th October
Hindi (Elective)/English (Elective)/Punjabi/Sanskrit/Urdu 14th October
History/Chemistry 15th October
Indian Music/Computer Science 17th October
Physical Education/Biology/Business Study 18th October
Office Sec. & Stenography in English/
Hindi, Marketing & Salesmanship/
Computer Technic/ Accountancy & Auditing
19th Ocotber
Fine Arts/Biotechnology 20th October
Psychology/Philosophy 21st October
5. Open School Secondary (Reappear)
Time of Examination 10 AM to 01 PM
Hindi 22nd Ocotber
English 24th October
Mathematics 25th October
Science & Technology 28th October
Social Science 29th October
Sanskrit/Urdu/Punjabi/Home Science 31st October
6. Open School Sr. Secondary (Reappear)
Time of Examination 2 PM to 5 PM
English Core 22th October
Home Science 24th October
Hindi Core/Special English 25th October
Political Science/Accountancy/Biology 28th Ocotber
Public Administration 29th Ocotber
Sociology 31st October
Mathmatics 02nd November
Geogrophy/Entrepreneur Ship 03rd November
Physics/Economics 04th November
Business Studies 05th November
Computer Science 08th November
History/Chemistry 09th November
Hindi (Elective)/English (Elective)/Punjabi/Sanskrit/Urdu 11th November
Psychology 12th November
Philosophy 14th November
7. D.Ed. (Regular) 2nd Semester
Time of Examination 10 AM to 01 PM
Paper 1 - Education in Emerging India 22nd October
Paper 2 - Education Psychology 24th October
Paper 3 - Teacher Function & Primary Stage 28th October
Paper 4 - Contant-cum-Methology in Language (Hindi) 29th October
Paper 5 - Contant-cum-Methology in Language (English) 31th October
Paper 6 - Contant-cum-Methology in Mathematics 2nd November
Paper 7 - Contant-cum-Methology in EVS-1 4th November
Paper 8 - Contant-cum-Methology in EVS-2 (General Science) 5th November
Paper 9 - Health & Physical Education 08th November
Paper 10 - Teaching of Art Education and Creative Work 09th November
8. D.Ed. (Regular) Reappear
Time of Examination 10 AM to 01 PM
Paper 1 - Education in Emerging India 22nd October
Paper 2 - Education Psychology 24th October
Paper 3 - Teacher Function & Primary Stage 28th October
Paper 4 - Contant-cum-Methology in Language (Hindi) 29th October
Paper 5 - Contant-cum-Methology in Language (English) 31th October
Paper 6 - Contant-cum-Methology in Mathematics 2nd November
Paper 7 - Contant-cum-Methology in EVS-1 4th November
Paper 8 - Contant-cum-Methology in EVS-2 (General Science) 5th November
Paper 9 - Health & Physical Education 08th November
Paper 10 - Teaching of Art Education and Creative Work 09th November
9. D.Ed. Part-2 (Fail/Compartment) Old
Time of Examination 10 AM to 01 PM
Paper 1 - Education in Emerging India 22nd October
Paper 2 - Education Psychology 24th October
Paper 3 - Teacher Function & Primary Stage 28th October
Paper 4 - Contant-cum-Methology in Language (Hindi) 29th October
Paper 5 - Contant-cum-Methology in Language (English) 31th October
Paper 6 - Teaching of Mathematics 2nd November
Paper 7 - Teaching of EVS-1 4th November
Paper 8 - Teaching of EVS-2 (General Science) 5th November
Paper 9 - Teaching of Health & Physical Education 08th November
Paper 10 - Teaching of Teaching of Art Education and Experiences 09th November
10. D.Ed. Part-1 (Fail/Compartment) Old
Time of Examination 02 PM to 05 PM
Paper 1 - Education in Emerging India 22nd October
Paper 2 - Education Psychology 24th October
Paper 3 - Teacher Function & Primary Stage 28th October
Paper 4 - Contant-cum-Methology in Language (Hindi) 29th October
Paper 5 - Contant-cum-Methology in Language (English) 31th October
Paper 6 - Teaching of Mathematics 2nd November
Paper 7 - Teaching of EVS-1 4th November
Paper 8 - Teaching of EVS-2 (General Science) 5th November
Paper 9 - Teaching of Health & Physical Education 08th November
Paper 10 - Teaching of Teaching of Art Education and Experiences 09th November

KUK M.Sc.- Botony -2nd Semester Result Declared




Kurukshetra University
Kurukshetra - 136 119, Haryana
Website: http://www.kuk.ac.in/

Today i.e. on September 07, 2011 (Tuesday) Kurukshetra University, Haryana, has announced the results of following Courses/Diploma examination. The examination was held in the month of May 2011. For any further queries about the results one can visit the Universities official website: http://result.kuk.ac.in

Kurukshetra University was established in 1956 as a unitary residential University. It is located on the western bank of Brahm Sarovar in the holy city of Kurukshetra, the land of the historical Mahabharata. The university is a member of The Association of Indian Universities (AIU). The University apart from being recognized by University Grants Commission (UGC), it has also been graded with 'A' grade by the National Assessment and Accreditation Council (NAAC). It offers variety of courses at different degree level via its numerous affiliated colleges / institutes.
M.Sc.- Botony -2nd Semester
KUK Result Website: http://result.kuk.ac.in

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 hue Message Padhne wale ko dhara 1-jan-2011
 k tahat “Happy New Year” Kahte Hue Aap sab
ko Zindgi bhar Khush rahne ki saza sunai jati hai.

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Har saal Aata hai
Har saal Jata hai
Iss saal aapko wo sab mile
Jo Apka Dil Chahta Hai.
Happy New Year

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Happy New Year
Mujhe maalum hai ye bahut jaldi hai
Par Kya karoo
Abhi tak bahoot se young sexy smart
dosto ko wish karna hai, tau socha
pahale Bujurogo ko nipta le…

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Aaj saal ka Akhiri din hai
Koi bhi galati ki ho
Koi bhi gustakhi ki ho
Koi bhi galati ho gayi
Koi bhi khata ki ho
tau please
please
please
please
aaj hi mafi maang lena
kyonki mai khoosh mood mai hoo…

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Phuool khilte rahe zivan ki rah me,
khushi chamkti rahe apki nigah me,
har kadm pe mile khushi ki bahar apko,
ye dost deti he naye saal ki shubhkamnaye apko.
Happy New Year 2011

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Hum Aapke Dill Main Rahte Hain!
Saare Dard Aap Ke Sahte Hai!
Koi Hum Se Pahle “Wish” na karde aapko!
is liye Phale “Happy New Year” Kahte hai..

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Naye Sapane
Naye Apne
Naye Vade
Naye Kasme
Naye Manzil
Naye Rahe
Nayi Baat
Naya Vishwas
Kooch Simple
Kooch Khas
Har Pal rahe Bindass

Happy New Year 2011

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Pura ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.

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Aap Jahan jaye wahan se kare Fly all Tear
Sab Log Aap ko hi mane apna Dear
Aap ki har Raah ho Always Clear…
Aur Khuda dey Aap ko Ek Jakkas New Year.

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Is Naye Saal mai..
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.

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Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!

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Aay dost tu nay mujhay bahot pyaar diya,
Hamara bahut khayal rakha,
Lakin ab juda honay ka waqat aa gaya hai.
Sirf aur sirf tumhara 2010

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Is rishte ko yunhi banaye rakhna,
Dil me yaado k chirag jalaye rakhna,
bahut Pyara safar raha 2010 ka,
apna sath 2011 me bhi banaye rakhna.
Happy New Year

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Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New Year 2011.

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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko naya saal,
Hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai.
Happy New Year 2011.

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Beet gaya jo saal, Bhul jaayein,
Is Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,
Karte hai hum Dua Rab se,
Sar Jhukake..
Is Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke…
Happy New Year 2011

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Aa gale lag ja mere yaar
Dedo jadu ki chappi do, char
Aise hi kat jaye zindagi without any risk
Is umeed ke sath wish you a
Very Happy New Year

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Is Naye Saal mai..
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tuje mere Yaar.

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Old year sabse ho raha hai dur,
Kya kare yahe hai kudrat ka dastor,
Purane yaadein sochkar udas na ho tum,
Naye saal aayahe chalo…
Dhoom machale, dhoom machale dhoom!!

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Day by day
Appki khusiya ho jaye Doubke,
Appki zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Job me ho jaye is bar Promotion Triple,
Khuda rakkhe humesha Appko Smart & Fit,
Appke liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!
Happy New Year 2011

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Bith gaya jo saal, Bhul jayye,
Is Naya Saal ko Gale lagaye,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake...
Is Saal ka Sare Sapne poore ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

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Is Naye Saal mai..
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.

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Poore ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada badhti rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.

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Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!

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Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year.

Wife Sms



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Wo kia cheez hay
Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.
Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??
.
.
Guess??
?
?
Come on yar?
?
?
Sakoon

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1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

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Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

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Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha

Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai

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Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

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Husband – tum kon hoo

Biwi – pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye

HUSBAND – nasha her gham bhola deta hai

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Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.

Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas

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Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Jana k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,”Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?”
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko…
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao…

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Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi HoĆ¢€¦.??

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Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

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Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

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Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…

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Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”

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Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!

Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

Sardar Sms

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Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.

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Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??

Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

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Sardar to Shopkeeper:-
Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya.

Sardar: – Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

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2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop
1st: “jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi”
2nd: “Tu kia?
1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!

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Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha.
Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi :-s

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1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha raha tha ….
kisi na pocha k tum kis k sath roti kha rahay ho..
sardar answered i am a mathematician
main na daal suppose ki hue ha…:)

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Sardar 1: o yar!
Me kal film dekhne theater gaya!
Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy
sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha?
Sardar1:
“Operation Theatre”

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Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga…


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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

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Sardar G Dukandar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nahe,
6up,
1 Down Hay :p

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Sardar:O tere result da ki banya?
Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class
wich 1 sal hor laggay ga?

Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par
fail na hovin mera puttar.

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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega

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Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d middle of
a huge field of grass
& notices,
He is just standing dere,
doing nothing,
looking @ nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
what r U doing ?
Sardar-G: I’m trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their field

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Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
.
.
.
.
kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,
tu to ghar ja.

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A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

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Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date
k liye oil mein naha k jata hai
GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay?
Sardar: meine suna tha k
har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->

Santa Banta SMS



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Jeeto sent Santa for shopping.
She told him to get something that
 will make her look sexy. He came
 back with 2 bottles of vodka for himself.

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Santa: Why are you crying, darling?
Jeeto: I baked a cake and the dog ate it all up.
Santa: Don't worry, I will get you another dog.

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Santa standing on the platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa, you'll die.
Santa: Fool, you'll die; Because haven’t you heard, the train is coming on the platform?

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Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & dragged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.

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Santa: I do not want to marry coz I am afraid of women.
Banta: Get married soon, then u'll be afraid of only one woman & start loving all other women!

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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of the horse & says, `You can note down the number`.

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Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doctor.
Dr: What happened?
Son: Don’t know about the disease but since morning he is on VIBRATION mode.

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Santa goes to buy an underwear. On choosing one, he asks, How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500 only.
Santa: I need a daily wear so show me a regular underwear not the party underwear.

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While walking in the highlands, Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: Are U okay?
Santa: Yeah!

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Santa: Why do you close your eyes while playing the piano?
Banta: I can't see the agony of the audience.

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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't have any more work.
Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact, I am just the right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway!

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Santa: I couldn't slept all night in the train.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Got upper berth.
Banta: Why didn't u try to exchange your berth?
Santa: Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.

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Santa: Will U marry, after I die?
Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister.
Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die?
Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.

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Judge: Why were u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that’s not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.

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Jeeto (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled, and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?
Santa: Your eyesight is still excellent!

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Santa: Dear son, this time you have to get at least 95% marks.
Pappu: No dad, I will get 100% this time.
Santa: Why are u telling a joke?
Pappu: Who started first?

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Santa: Why are you crying?
Banta: The elephant is dead.
Santa: Was he your pet?
Banta: No, but I'm the one who has to dig his grave.

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Santa: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously.
Banta: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died?
Santa: I don’t remember exactly, I was only 3 years old at that time.

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Santa: Why are you crying?
Banta: The elephant is dead.
Santa: Was he your pet?
Banta: No, but I'm the one who has to dig his grave.

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Santa: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously.
Banta: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died?
Santa: I don’t remember exactly, I was only 3 years old at that time.

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Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.

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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

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Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,
Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko,
Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.

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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Naughty Sms



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Kiss kisi ki mahphil me,
Kiss kisi ne kiss kisi ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum hai jisne her kiss ko miss kiya,
Aur ek aap hai jisne har miss ko kiss kiya.

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Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye, Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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Nayi nayi shadi thi,Naya tha zamana.
Dulha bechain tha,
sunne ko gana.
Dulhan ne shuru kiya...
BHAIYA MERE RAKHI KE BANDHAN KO NIBHANA.

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agar tum ho haseen ,toh bure hum bhi nahi,
agar tum rehte ho mahalon mein,
toh sadak par hum bhi nahi,
pyar karke kehte ho.....hoon mein shadi shuda,
to kaan khol kar soon lo ...
kunware to hum bhi nahi.....

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jawab to mil jate hai,
kabhi difficult sawaal toh bhejo,
forward toh bahut karte ho,
kabhi khud ka khayal toh bhejo.....

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aansoo baha baha kar dariya bana diya,
khud apni maut ka asaan jariya bana diya,
maangkar mumtaz ne taz~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (www.clickdunia.in) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~e~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (www.clickdunia.in) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~mahal,
shahjahan ko raja se kadiya bana diya.......

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har khushi teri taraf mor doon tere liye chand tare tak tor doon khusion k
darwaze tere liye khol doon itna kafi hai ya 2 4 jhoot aur bol doon

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ROZ LOGON SE AAPKE PANGE HONGE
ROZ AAPKE GHAR MEIN DANGE HONGE
YAAD RAKHNA MUJHE SMS NAHI KIYA
TO AAPKE 420 BACCHE HONGE
AUR SAB LUCCHE, LAFANGE AUR GANJE HONGE

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
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achhe kapde pehente ho
aur pure style rakhte ho
dil me gussa aur face pe
smile rakhte ho
Naak pochhna aata nahi
aur haath me mobail rakhte ho

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Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Luv You Oye Bubbly!!

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Husna to har ladki ki ada hai
Husna to har ladki ki ada hai
Husna to har ladki ki ada hai
Husna to har ladki ki ada hai
wa wa………..

Jo isse muhobat smge vo subse bra “GDDHA” HAI

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A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.

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Insult Sms



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Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai?

Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai

Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai,

Aap ne kaha:

AQAL

Hain, woh kia hoti hai? :-)

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Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

??
Ullu
??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa

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Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,
Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai,
Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun…
Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.

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Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

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Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,

Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…

Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

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Suno

Mehsoos karo

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ek ek boond

Tumse

Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
?
?
?
?
“NAHA LO”
EID Bohut door hay
:p

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Congratulation!

Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai

Bayghairut zameen per

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Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ”
simple c baat hai,
faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

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Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai
.
.
.
.
reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai….

woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!

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Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia,
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,

Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa,
Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..

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Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho

Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain

Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

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Main nay aap ko kal
khuwab main HOROON
k darmiyan daikha.

Main nay khuda say pocha,
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai.
Khuda nay farmaya:
is ko jaza nahin,
HOROON ko SAZA mili hay

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Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

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Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

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Ik larki thi deewani si
Mobile lay kay chalti thi
Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se
Mujh se poocha karti thi
ON kaise hota hai?
yeh
ON kaise hota hai?

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Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

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Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero
socha”DIL TOU PAGAL HAI”
phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai
!
!
!
!
Wo konsa “Normal” hai.

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Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

kaha!

Aande lee loo, garam aande

Funny Sms



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Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chhod de,
hum woh nahi joh tumse nata tod de,
hum woh hain ki agar teri saanse
ruk jae to tuj se apni sanse joor de.

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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

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Sms na karke dil tod diya, mobile dafna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumaal udaa dena.
Koi puche rog kya tha to nazre jhuka kar tu kanjusi bata dena..

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Hum hum hain, tum tum ho
Na hum kam hain
Na tum kam ho
To kis bat ka gam hai
SMS bhejte raho,
Tabhi tu lage ga k mobile wale mein dam hai.

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Dinse raat hone ko aaai hai
Pata nahin ye kaisi judai hai
Parwah nahin karte wo apne dost ki
Na jane ye kaisi dosti nibhai hai..

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Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
Aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai…

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Chahane se har baat nahi hoti,
Thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti…..
Jinhe hum jaan se jyada chahte hai,
Unse har roz mulakat nahi hoti…..

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Durr kahin wadi main rahta hai woh!
Har lamha khayal main rahta hai woh!
Kaisa hai woh kis haal main hai woh!
Dil ka har sawal main rahta hai woh!

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Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta
Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta
Arey… Marne ki baat to door rahi
Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi kar..

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Lamhe judai ke bekarar kerte hain,
Haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyaar karte hain.

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Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi….

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Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge.

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Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe
Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe
Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe..

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Tera naam bhi usme zarur aayega,
Agar ye padkar bhi tune reply nahi kiya,
To pehla prize bhi tujhe mil jaayega

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Darr-darr bhatkate hain armaan ki tarha,
Har koi humse milta hai anjaan ki tarha,
In dosto se call ki kya aas karen,
Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha

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Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge…

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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge!!!!:?

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Love Is Like A Pant
But Friendship
Is Like A Chaddi
Bcoz
Pant Phat Bhi Jaye To
Chaddi Izzat Bacha Leti Hai
So Thanx 4 Being My
Chaddi Friend…

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Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon

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A couple had a fight whole night…
Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.
Wife – You are sorry for fighting with me?
Husband – No… Today is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagin Pee Le….

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Momino!
RAMADAN Qareeb Hai..

Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No’s

Delete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey send Karen..

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Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,

Isi Liye Tou .
.
.
.
.
Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”

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Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..


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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke,
Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje,
Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi,
Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.


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Boy : Jan-e-man!
Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
ya
dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?

Girl : Kameenay!
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
ya
chappal tootnay tak pitega.


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Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye,
Tumhare Badan ko chume,
Gaalo ko kiss kare,
toh Romantic maat bano,
.
.
.
.
“MOSPEL” lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO…

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