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Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai?

Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai

Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai,

Aap ne kaha:

AQAL

Hain, woh kia hoti hai? :-)

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Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

??
Ullu
??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa

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Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,
Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai,
Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun…
Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.

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Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

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Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,

Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…

Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

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Suno

Mehsoos karo

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ek ek boond

Tumse

Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
?
?
?
?
“NAHA LO”
EID Bohut door hay
:p

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Congratulation!

Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai

Bayghairut zameen per

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Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ”
simple c baat hai,
faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

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Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai
.
.
.
.
reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai….

woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!

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Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia,
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,

Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa,
Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..

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Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho

Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain

Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

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Main nay aap ko kal
khuwab main HOROON
k darmiyan daikha.

Main nay khuda say pocha,
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai.
Khuda nay farmaya:
is ko jaza nahin,
HOROON ko SAZA mili hay

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Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

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Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

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Ik larki thi deewani si
Mobile lay kay chalti thi
Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se
Mujh se poocha karti thi
ON kaise hota hai?
yeh
ON kaise hota hai?

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Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

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Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero
socha”DIL TOU PAGAL HAI”
phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai
!
!
!
!
Wo konsa “Normal” hai.

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Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

kaha!

Aande lee loo, garam aande

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